A Word To Costume Designers

Let me apologize in advance for the language I'm about to use. There is a time and place for vulgarity. This is that time.

Dear Prime Time TV Costume Designers,

Fuck you, Fuck you very much. We are in the middle of the second year where you lot have decided that horrible, prim little, disgusting lace-up ankle boots are the epitome casual style.  As individuals you might be kind, loving people, but what you've done makes me wish evil upon you and generations of your progeny.  Both visual evidence and the magnificent work of  John Smith and The NewsWomen Blog show that real women are still wearing real boots, but you constantly dish up nauseating creations not fit for feet. This is how trends are killed, and 3 years from now when we're stuck in some kind of late 90's hell of Timberlands and Docs, I will blame you and the piper will be paid!

As a man who thinks himself wise once said, "Ankle boots are simply shoes with delusions of grandeur."